THE HOMO CHRONICLES II : THE FAGGOTING

monetizeyourcat:

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

(via officialubisoft)

Source: vlogbloopers

“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation”

— Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)

(via tinydragongina)

Source: dacelio

everything smells like peroxide

2 minutes ago

thesassylorax:

shoofle:

zzazu:

anorie:

borednawkward:

This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’s knows he’s sexy, so yea, he’ll smile.

#Thor doesn’t get enough love #he’s like this huge handsome teddy bear with long lucious locks of golden hair #and he’s sweet and courteous and would tell you bedtime stories about the nine realms

he doesnt even know what a camera is guys,
he just smiles on command

I kind of love asgardians. Most people would be kind of miffed that someone hit them with a car twice and tasered them. He’s just like “SHE HAS BESTED ME IN COMBAT! LET US FEAST TOGETHER!”
and I can really get behind that.

(via tinydragongina)

Source: fictivereality

andrewpauldost:

i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza

(via u-ok)

Source: andrewpauldost

lizawithazed:

kijikun:

huntress-wizard:

Anyone else find it extremely ironic that we have a mail lady chasing a dog

Don’t fuck with the postal service.

Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection.

MAIL.

(via u-ok)

Source: huntress-wizard

ponies-and-politics:

idreaminwords:

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG

(via dizzlesprite)

Source: idreaminwords

rnilkbreath:

i dont even know who i have on skype anymore like

(via raunchystriders)

Source: rnilkbreath

bitch-im-the-witch:

she is legitimately the most terrifying person I have ever come across.

(via myheart-istheworstkindofweapon)

Source: realitytvgifs

i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window

(via squarewav)

Source: s4bleye

kagarishuusei:

by not sending me asks u are proving to me that u are all following me for my body

(via squarewav)

Source: kagamisbooty

this gluten/dairy free pizza goes soggy so quickly and they’re so stingy with toppings :(

33 minutes ago

oncebittentwicethespy:

alexriderisasockdrawer:

bluewillow-redleaves:

Alex Rider series Book 2 : Point Blanc by Anthony Horowitz

Japanese Book Cover

Illustration by Hirohiko Araki

Alex has got infinitely more swag in the Japanese covers

OMG. I’d only ever seen the first one.

Alex. Wut. I just. Torn on so many levels

Source: bluewillow-redleaves

wtf-blanket:

Let’s Play Minecraft Part 51- The End Part 3

(via squarewav)

Source: wtf-blanket

applesemen:

just wanted to draw a cute thing with a cute dangle and i ended up really liking them weeeh

(via fuckyeahkinkydevil)

Source: applesemen